I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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