My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
he just fucked me for my cheese..
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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