Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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