Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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