and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
wow bdsm is so cute
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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