Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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