So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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Oh Jesus.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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