Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You've changed since you got that strap on
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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