He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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