He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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