he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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