you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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