i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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