Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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