You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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