You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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