You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
