Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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