are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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