If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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