we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I wish I only lived at night.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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