we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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