He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Randomize
