..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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