Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.

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(904): View more from Florida

im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!

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(954): View more from Florida

I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.

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(630): View more from Illinois

slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it

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(605): View more from South Dakota

That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow

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