Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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