i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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