I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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