I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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