Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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