one two three fourrrrnication!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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