OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
It's Friday. Sex?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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