Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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