i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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