Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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