Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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