I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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