Im at strip club and am horny
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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