Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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