Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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