He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
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At least least me cry on your voice mail
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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