he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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