haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
