i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
pray to the hookup gods
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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