Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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