So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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