My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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