i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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