Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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