Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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