My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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