You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
