i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
This house was built for laser tag.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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