If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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