i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
