I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.