so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!