Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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