The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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